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Skyrim

So I found this Frostflow Lighthouse.

And so I go inside like, ‘hey, what’s going on in….WHhhat oh shit.”

For some reason the quest and huge never-ending cave freaked me out.

Stuff in these games never usually freaks me out, but this, I don’t know.

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Skyrim is great, but I just miss the way glass armor and weapons looked in Morrowind.

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Elder Scrolls

So my friend was like, he will never play Bosmer cuz of the Green Pact thing. Says it’s too creepy. For the curious people, who don’t play Elder Scrolls, here is a little bit of info about the Green Pact.

“A strict code upheld by the Bosmer of Valenwood, which prohibits the use of any wood or vegetable matter of Valenwood as building materials, and requires that Bosmer be strict carnivores. This non-vegetarian practice is part of the Meat Mandate, a section of the pact that also states a Bosmer must eat his fallen enemy; this cannibalistic nature sets them apart religiously from other nations. The Bosmer allegedly made the Green Pact with Y’ffre the Forest Deity in return for Y’ffre’s patronage and perhaps protection. As a result, the Bosmer use bone, animal, and insect products widely; imported wood is used when necessary. There are also almost no cities or towns built by the Bosmer themselves. Additionally, the Green Pact made the felling of trees by anyone, foreign or native, a crime against the Bosmeri religion.”

There you have it. I italicized the bit which I’m pretty sure is what disturbs most folks, making them say they would never play Bosmer. Honestly though, I love playing Bosmer. I just can’t imagine limiting the way I play a game based on the lore behind said game. Playing a cannibal on a video game doesn’t mean you’re going to wake up wanting to eat your neighbors.

I mean, seriously, if anything should be creepy about Bosmer, it should be the Wild Hunt. That’s like, nightmares for a week.



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Oh sweet, Maker. I can only imagine the level of trolling Sheogorath will do in Kirkwall. I have no doubt he’ll call Kirkwall boring. Will he call Anders one of his people. Will he bring his luggage (Dervenin) with him? Fenris will be probably be pissed if he does. Will he give Hawke the Wabbajack?
Oh, I love this Daedric Prince.

OH SHI-
Will Sheogorath test and play around with our Champion like he did with the Dovahkiin? Or is he the one behind all the madness in Kirkwall?

This crossover.
It needs to happen.

I can’t think of a single reason why this is not my life.

dfkjsbdspfpohn THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

skyrim kids don’t know bout my rain of flaming dogs. fuck that quest was weird.

renaissancedweeb:

andromedasreach:

antivian:

pancakesandplaid:

stormdragon:

Sheogorath Stops By by ~LadyRedDarkness

Oh sweet, Maker. I can only imagine the level of trolling Sheogorath will do in Kirkwall. I have no doubt he’ll call Kirkwall boring. Will he call Anders one of his people. Will he bring his luggage (Dervenin) with him? Fenris will be probably be pissed if he does. Will he give Hawke the Wabbajack?

Oh, I love this Daedric Prince.

OH SHI-

Will Sheogorath test and play around with our Champion like he did with the Dovahkiin? Or is he the one behind all the madness in Kirkwall?

This crossover.

It needs to happen.

I can’t think of a single reason why this is not my life.

dfkjsbdspfpohn THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

skyrim kids don’t know bout my rain of flaming dogs. fuck that quest was weird.

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The hiiiiiiills are aliiiiiiiiive…
with the sooooooound of -
FUS RO DAH

Oh my god this is just *win*!! xD

I’m singing it now, it’s brilliant!

Can’t stop, this is too wonderful.

I recorded myself singing this, played it back…and it really works! Must choose this song during karaoke and Skyrim-it-up!
 And now I’m feeling the incoming sore throat :P
haha oh my lord

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hollysocks:

galagraphia:

softthistle:

voixmortelle:

The hiiiiiiills are aliiiiiiiiive…

with the sooooooound of -

FUS RO DAH

Oh my god this is just *win*!! xD

I’m singing it now, it’s brilliant!

Can’t stop, this is too wonderful.

I recorded myself singing this, played it back…and it really works! Must choose this song during karaoke and Skyrim-it-up!



And now I’m feeling the incoming sore throat :P

haha oh my lord

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A few of my enchanted items in Skyrim…

oh god, enchanting is still my favorite way to kill time ever

in oblivion I gave them all ‘cool’ names like ring of cowardice and icefang